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Today, community members witnessed two blatant violations of the very parking rules the board claims to enforce with iron fists and towing threats:
🚗 The Board President’s car parked directly on the grass outside the association office—yes, the same grass residents are told they can’t even graze with a tire tread.
🚚 A vendor truck parked just 11 feet from a fire hydrant, violating Florida’s 15-foot legal clearance requirement. That’s not just a rule—it’s a safety law.
Meanwhile, residents are being harassed in person and via email for parking infractions as minor as a tire brushing a blade of grass near their own driveway. The board’s message? “Touch grass, get towed.” Unless, of course, you’re on the board—or one of their vendors.Let’s be clear: this isn’t about grass. It’s about governance, integrity, and equal enforcement. If the board wants to play parking police, they must start by ticketing their own violations. Otherwise, they’re not enforcing rules—they’re weaponizing them.
🔥 Questions the Board Must Answer:
• Why is the president’s vehicle exempt from the grass rule?
• Why is a vendor allowed to violate fire safety laws with impunity?
• Why are residents threatened with fines and towing while board members flout the same rules?
🛑 Enough Is Enough
Selective enforcement erodes trust. It breeds resentment. And it makes a mockery of the very principles of community governance. If the board wants respect, they must lead by example—not by intimidation.
Residents deserve transparency, fairness, and accountability—not a regime of double standards.
📣 Speak up. Share photos. Demand answers. The grass isn’t greener under hypocrisy—it’s just trampled by those who think they’re above the rules.
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