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Welcome to the Hills of Inverrary Community News Blog!

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🏡 Welcome to Our New Community News Blog and Resource Website! We’re thrilled to launch this new digital space for the Hills of Inverrary community—a place where staying informed, engaged, and connected is just a click away. Whether you’re looking for the latest updates, want to explore upcoming events, or need access to important documents, this site is built with you in mind. We’ll be sharing news, resources, and opportunities to get involved—plus helpful posts on topics that matter most to our residents. You’ll also find: A Community Resources page packed with contact info, documents, and helpful links A Blog section (right here!) where we’ll post stories, announcements, and spotlights on our neighbors And soon, more interactive features based on your feedback We invite you to bookmark the page, subscribe for updates, and become part of the ongoing conversation that makes Inverrary such a special place to call home. Thanks for being here—let’s grow this community, together. Note:...
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🎬 Introducing Bob’s Bloopers at the Hills: A Tribute to 30% Accuracy and 100% Chaos

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Bob’s Bloopers at the Hills: Now Streaming Exclusively on Hills of Inverrary News

In a community where the sprinklers hydrate the pavement and the trash trucks flirt with high voltage wires, one man stands at the center of it all: Pro Bono Bob. With a vintage MBA and a 30% accuracy rate that somehow still qualifies as “leadership,” Bob has become the accidental star of Hills of Inverrary’s most dysfunctional moments.

That’s why we’re proud (and slightly alarmed) to introduce a new feature on Hills of Inverrary News:

🎬 Bob’s Bloopers at the Hills — a resident-powered video vault of COA mismanagement, maintenance misfires, and safety protocols that were clearly skipped in favor of “vibes.”

Episode 1: Sprinklers Watering the Road
Because nothing says “irrigation strategy” like soaking the asphalt while the plants gasp for mercy.

Episode 2: Trash Truck Under Powerlines
Watch as a crane lift performs a death-defying stunt beneath high voltage wires. Spoiler: no one called FPL.

This page isn’t just for laughs—it’s for documentation, accountability, and a little bit of catharsis. Residents are invited to submit their own blooper footage, whether it’s a landscaping fail, a boardroom meltdown, or a rogue maintenance cart on a joyride.

So, grab your phone, hit record, and help us build the most entertaining archive of COA dysfunction this side of the Sawgrass Expressway. Bob may not know how to manage a community, but he sure knows how to headline one.

“The Hills of Inverrary News Blog – Where Facts Live and Spin Stops.”

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