The Hills of Inverrary News – Your “No Spin” source for real community updates. Independent, resident-led, and unaffiliated with the board, we serve up facts on governance, maintenance, and local happenings—with a twist of satire and a cartoon hat or two. No filters. No politics. Just transparency, education, and a little irreverent fun.
Disclaimer: All posts use fictional satire for comedic commentary on board behavior.
🏡 Welcome to Our New Community News Blog and Resource Website! We’re thrilled to launch this new digital space for the Hills of Inverrary community—a place where staying informed, engaged, and connected is just a click away. Whether you’re looking for the latest updates, want to explore upcoming events, or need access to important documents, this site is built with you in mind. We’ll be sharing news, resources, and opportunities to get involved—plus helpful posts on topics that matter most to our residents. You’ll also find: A Community Resources page packed with contact info, documents, and helpful links A Blog section (right here!) where we’ll post stories, announcements, and spotlights on our neighbors And soon, more interactive features based on your feedback We invite you to bookmark the page, subscribe for updates, and become part of the ongoing conversation that makes Inverrary such a special place to call home. Thanks for being here—let’s grow this community, together. Note:...
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🔌 “Shockingly Transparent: The Board’s New Truth Protocol”
The Hills of Inverrary Board has finally cracked the code for accountability — and it starts with headgear and high voltage. Introducing the Tin Hat Truth Enhancer™, a lie-detecting helmet rigged to deliver a gentle zap whenever a board member strays from the truth.
The technology, inspired by the groundbreaking transparency systems used at Kriesel Bros Used Cars on Broward Blvd, brings vintage fib-frightening ingenuity to modern governance. If you haven't seen their original demo, here's the shockumentary that started it all:
Inspired by Kriesel Bros Used Cars on Broward Blvd — the origin of our community's transparency revolution.
💥 Cartoon Spotlight:
To help residents visualize this revolutionary leap in truth enforcement, we commissioned a cartoon of the Tin Hat Truth Enhancer™ in action — complete with sparks, zaps, and one highly electrified board meeting. It features:
A fearless board president seated at the head of the table, bravely wearing the glorious tin hat.
A mysterious control panel off-camera, operated by our highly capable (and ruthlessly fair) office manager.
The Rules and Regs Guy peering from behind a filing cabinet like he just witnessed democracy getting a voltage boost.
⚡ How the System Works:
Each board member is fitted with the Official Tin Hat of Transparency, wired for fib detection.
The moment someone blurts out a suspicious claim — say, “This was thoroughly reviewed in last year’s executive séance meeting” — the hat activates.
ZAP. 💥 Integrity recharged.
🛠️ Sample Zaps:
“The roof contractor is licensed.”Reality: He accepts payment in scratch-offs and barbecue coupons.
Tin Hat Verdict: ⚡BZZZT.
“We were advised by our lawyer.”Reality: That guy who once fixed a parking ticket for someone’s cousin.
Tin Hat Verdict: ⚡BZZZT.
“No need to notify the community, they trust us.”Reality: You trust a magician with your condo fees.
Tin Hat Verdict: ⚡BZZZT (with bonus glitter spray).
🪄 Community Benefits:
Transparency levels soar to DEFCON Awesome.
Every zap logged in the newsletter “Static Truths: Voltage vs. Veracity.”
Residents rediscover joy in attending meetings — or at least watching highlights of fibs getting zapped.
📅 Zaps of the Month Begins:
This post marks Vol. 1 of our new Zaps of the Month series — shining a light (and a spark) on the most electrifying fibs and funniest moments from board life.
Stay tuned next month for new cartoons, new quotes, and fresh voltage.
Disclaimer: This post is a satirical look at board transparency and governance. All characters and devices are fictional and used for comedic commentary.
“The Hills of Inverrary News Blog – Where Facts Live and Spin Stops.”
In every community, there exists a delicate balance between governance and grassroots action. Here in our neighborhood, that balance has sometimes felt out of reach. Too often, during board meetings—particularly under the Good and Welfare agenda—residents find themselves interrupted, dismissed, or accused of being off-topic. Important concerns go unanswered, and meaningful discussions stall before they even begin. That’s why Hills News exists. This blog is more than just a space for updates—it's an independent community outlet designed to ensure that every resident has a voice. Whether it's holding the board accountable for decisions affecting our homes, advocating for changes that matter, or simply refusing to accept the same old cycle of closed-door discussions, this platform empowers residents to speak without fear of censorship. Why Hills News Matters Unfiltered Community Action – Here, residents can bring attention to overlooked concerns without being cut off mid-s...
In our community, the exterior maintenance of buildings—including architectural features like wood trellises—is the responsibility of the association. These trellises, while decorative, are part of the original design, lending charm, symmetry, and character to our homes. But recently, something troubling happened: after one resident’s trellis showed visible termite damage, the association sent someone out—not to repair it, but to saw it off and declare it wouldn’t be replaced. Why? Because the board decided trellises “attract termites.” Let’s be clear— removal is not maintenance. And under both state law and the spirit of our own governing documents, the association is obligated to maintain the exterior of the property—not selectively erase the parts it no longer wants to care for. 📜 What the Law Says Florida Statute 718.113 requires that associations maintain and repair the common elements—especially if those features are part of the original design. If trellises are considered “li...
In Hills of Inverrary, the board of directors isn’t just a group of volunteers—it’s a fiduciary body entrusted with the financial and operational wellbeing of our community. That means every decision, especially regarding infrastructure like storm drains, sewer laterals, and roads, must reflect duty of care , duty of loyalty , and duty of obedience to the association’s governing documents. Ignoring Infrastructure Breaches That Duty When storm drains are clogged and flooding occurs, the issue isn’t merely aesthetic or inconvenient—it’s a failure to uphold the fiduciary obligation to protect common elements and maintain community value. Allowing critical infrastructure to deteriorate exposes the association to liability, reduces property values, and ultimately costs homeowners far more in the long run. Good Governance Means Smart Budgeting Effective infrastructure maintenance starts with forward-thinking financial planning. A responsible board doesn’t wait for failure—they anticipate...
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